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Dante’s Inferno: a guide to hell

Take the test here and see which level of Hell you’d be in! I got level eight. Go figure. ;) 

I got 8

I got level 7 for being too violent :)

7 oh well

6th. YOLO.

Whoo! Purgatory! Goodie two shoes I am~

6th level, here I come!

Purgatory. Wow I’m dull.

7th level. Last time I took this I got 6th, I guess I’m getting wrathful in my old age.

I got 7th level too! *high five*

I got “extreme” on that one, though my next highest score was “very high” for Level 2 (Lustful).

Ended up in the seventh level at “very high,” but my next highest score was “high” and placed me in Purgatory. o_O

Very high on Level 3 “Gluttony” and high on Level 7 “Violence” -_-

I got high on levels 5 and 6…

So I’m a wrathful and gloomy heretic.

I got Very High on 6 and high on 2 and 1 

I am Mage, the virtuous lustful heretic.

I got EXTREME LIMBO, which sounds pretty cool. I guess it’s a new Jamaican passtime? Apparently, though, I’ll be in the same place as Aristotle, so I’m not sure if that’s punishment for me, or if it’s gonna be punishment for him.

I gotta say, this “test” would probably be more reliable if they let you answer “Yes”, “No” and “Meh”.

viliel97:

bearded vulture, yeah’, that’s real!

I know I reblogged that last image already, but the whole photoset compels me to do it again.

scraggythemage:

vabolo replied to your post: I’m gonna name my first kid Samuel, boy or girl.

Mine would be Ozymandias. Written in Futhark. Reason #73 for which I should never be a father.

vabolo everyone! Great person but should never be put in charge of naming children. 

“Vabolo” is actually the name of a village in Chad. It has nothing to do with why I chose/made that pseudonym, but it’s a fun fact that I found!

Also, I should never be put in charge of children period. I lack any responsibility and authority required for the safety of said creatures.

scraggythemage:

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jemeryenner:

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

OH MY GOD

IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.  MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!

JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/  \m/  \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!

#I love how non-descriptive tumblr is when it comes to audio posts 

shhh, let it happen.

This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great

Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOLY SHIT! 

obitoftheday:

Obit of the Day: Ray Manzarek, Founding Member of The Doors

Ray Manzarek, one of the original members of The Doors, has died at the age of 74. He is considered one of the greatest keyboard players in rock and roll history. 

A native of Chicago, Manzarek met Jim Morrison while attending film school at UCLA in 1965. Manzarek and Morrison would recruit drummer John Densmore and guitarist Robby Krieger from another local band. But it was Morrison’s voice and Manzarek’s skill on the keys that would create the band’s signature sound.

They signed their first contract with Elektra Records in 1966 and released their self-titled album in 1967 which featured their first number one hit, “Light My Fire.” 

The group would release seven top ten albums with Morrison as lead vocalist until his untimely death in 1971 at the age of 27. The remaining members of the group tried to stay together and recorded two more albums Other Voices (1971) and Full Circle (1972) with Manzarek on vocals. Sales were poor with neither album breaking the top 25 in the United States.

Manzarek would take a few years off before getting back into music forming Nite City in 1977 with Blondie bassist Nigel Harrison. They would produce two albums.

Since 2001 Manzarek and Krieger have toured as Manzarek-Krieger, Ray and Bobby, The Doors of the 21st Century, and The Riders of the Storm playing Doors hits. They have not recorded any albums. (John Densmore turned his attention to dance and has not performed with his former bandmates.)

Ray Manzarek, who also served as producer on the seminal punk album Los Angeles by X, died on May 20, 2013. 

Sources: AllMusic.com, www.rayandrobby.com, and Wikipedia

(“People Are Strange” - an OOTD favorite because of The Lost Boys - and Strange Days are copyright of Elektra Entertainment, 2006.)

I was hoping that the people talking about it were just spreading some false rumour, but alas, it is true. Enjoy being in the Great Jam Session Beyond with Jim, Jimi, Janis and all the others, Mr. Manzarek, and may your keys ring true.

caliborns-otp:

i cannot fucking stop listening to this

I know what’s going into my ears for the next hour or so!

achievement-hunter-thats-why:

blurrypurplebigfoot:

time-sponges:

ckhrist:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

You watch as your son scarfs down nugger after nugger.  He is satisfied.  He loves the chicken nugger.  You wonder if you could ever attain that kind of happiness in your own life.  You quietly pay your bill and enter the street.  Your son asks if you can buy him an ice cream.  You enter Mrs. Moo’s on Jefferson street hoping to order a rocky road.  You look at the menu on the wall.  

Chicken Nugger …. $3.50

Chicken Nugger …. $4.75

Chicken Nugger …. $2.11

Chicken Nugger …. $6.65

It goes on and on.  You are confused.  Your son asks again for the chicken nugger.  He is full but wants chicken nugger for dessert.  You ask the woman at the counter for a scoop of rocky road.  She doesn’t know how to respond.  You get desperate, you ask for vanilla.  Her eyes widen.  She motions her way toward the telephone.  You ask again, “a scoop of vanilla?”  She picks up the phone and begins dialing.  Your son again asks for chicken nugger.  You want to run, you want to scream, you look at your palms and the lines have begun to form chicken nugglets.  The phone the woman is dialing starts sweating chicken grease, her eyes close and she is ashamed, ashamed that she her customer has caused such a problem. You want to run but your son is screaming for the chicken nugger.

You sir have just gotten yourself into a reality war, are you ready?

The waitress makes her call and collapses into chicken nuggers, grease rolling from where her body had stood. You look up to the menu on the wall, but the words have tumbled off the paper and have conjeeled as mustard on the floor. You turn to your son, his eyes flaming mirrors of your own reality. The rain has turned to hail, currents of sweer potato break the glass windows in the shop and sirens yell in the distance. You try to cover your eyes, but your hands are no longer yours, they drip grease and melt into a familiar form. Your hands are chicken nuggers. You scream.

you watch yourself from above as you become chicken nugger. Your son  collapses into a quivering sweer potato as the universe fold in on its self to form a massive french fried. Your son is now screaming from his forehead for a chicken nugger and the space time continuum ceases to exist and in its place is a toasty nugger. you try to scream for chicken nugger but all your mouth will produce is sweer potatat. In japan, your hundreds of children mime to you their deep need for chicken nugger, and you demand a lawyer to defend you. The planets, all of them, mercury through pluto, crash to earth and are reduced to a myriad chicken nugger. Death comes for you. you hope to go to a better place but there is only chicken nugger.

I give you a hamburger.

Planning D&D with yer pals sure brings up a lot of dumb ideas.

ianbrooks:

LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao

Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.

Artist: Deviantart / Tumblr / Facebook (via: Obvious Winner)

o3o

scraggythemage:

Littlegreenmage is now scraggythemage

So I just did a thing

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canadian-communist:

Harper Plans to Turn CBC into a State Broadcaster

BREAKING: Harper plans to turn CBC into state broadcaster: The legislation tabled yesterday effectively eliminates the arms-length relationship with government that’s at the heart of public broadcasting .. April 30th 2013 

After C-38, Harper forced CBC to take an oath of allegiance to his government; now like the RCMP; Harper is moving to remove independence of the CBC.

“The CPC government’s budget bill contains disturbing changes that introduce direct government interference in the public broadcaster’s activities. It is a move that should concern all Canadians.

The new changes would allow the government to directly interfere in the day to day running of the Corporation.

At the heart is a plan for direct interference in collective bargaining between the CBC and its employees.

The legislation even goes so far as to place a member of the Treasury Board at the bargaining table.

CBC’s government appointed Board of Directors would now have to seek government approval to reach any agreement with CBC employees.

“This is an outrageous and unnecessary violation of the principle of public broadcasting. It undermines nearly 80 years of public broadcasting in Canada and around the world by meddling with the essential arms-length relationship between the CBC and the government of the day.

The change is disturbing as it has all the markings of an attempt to turn the CBC into a state broadcaster,” said Carmel Smyth, National president of the Canadian Media Guild (CMG), the largest union that represents CBC workers.

Marc-Philippe Laurin, CMG Branch president at CBC, calls the change unprecedented. “This is a dangerous road to go down,” he comments. “And make no mistake, this is not about the money.

The CPC is effectively modifying the Broadcasting Act to inject itself into decisions such as staffing that have a major impact on everything that’s done at the CBC.”

Smyth noted that besides this aggressive intrusion into public broadcasting, there are other recent examples of this conservative government interfering in the labour relations process such as at Canada Post and Air Canada, and all Canadians should be concerned.

“We oppose this change vigorously and are looking at all our options,” she said.

Posted by CBC on Facebook

:O

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we need to impeach harper

urge to kill rising

this is atrocious but I’m not afraid

you never fuck with the CBC. Last time they tried, it was a massacre. But to be safe let’s referendum Harper the fuck out of office anyway

I hope Harper trips and smashes his teeth on the pavement.

What really surprises me in all of this is that Harper hasn’t changed the name of his position from “Prime Minister” to “GOD-EMPEROR OF CANADA” yet.

littlegreenmage:

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crimson-miz:

“She found the tennis courts, lit up but deserted.”

wHAT DOES IT MEAN

“We never revealed the wheeling and dealing to secure a majority.”

??????

“It had been over ten years since he had seen my mother.”

._.

They need not have cut his head off, for clemency is all right and proper, but banishment for life would have been and example, and so on.

…….I don’t understand.

Mine’s a picture of two twins

o-okay

“And there was nothing else?” Holmes asked.

“Btu why should we be ghosts?” Asked Lucy

Now, it plunged the book back under his arm, pressed it tight to sweating armpit, rushed out empty, with a magician’s flourish!

My book doesn’t have a page 35…

We always lose track of time when we’re together.

Um
The rise and fall of Saphira’s sonorous laugh joined with Eragon’s and reverbrated throughout the hollow.
The fuck

“After screaming like a banshee and running up and down the stairs, she pulled the pine guards of the banister.”

no

What is the solution of -2(x+9)+5≥3?

“Hey… We’d feel bad if you felt forced to do it…” 

oh. 

oh.

“By about 2000 B.C., Egyptian traders were also traveling up the Nile on barges to the lands of Nubia and Kush to the south.”

… That’s what I get for keeping my Global textbook next to my chair.

“What a disappointment this must be for you. “

fuck you edward

“It is this that I would ask you: Will you love me when I’m old?”

Aw~

“He looked at the bottom of the door for a sign of light.”
So… like… will I have a super secret love life that we’re both trying to hide..?

“Trollbane paid him no mind, and Muradin, too, did not turn.”
..Well shit. 

“Wore her out.”

The catch here is that it refers to the used sailboat I’ll buy on a whim later on and the mid-Atlantic.

horribullshit:

toony lammergeier sketch, eyeballed a few photos for colour reference

D’aaaaaawwww!

littlegreenmage:

vabolo:

Giga…DRILL…LINEEEEER!

This may or may not be related to the fact that I had all four wisdom teeth removed a couple of days ago.

vabolo replied to your post: I wish I was a villain. I like a story villain not…

The best part of the job is the evil laughter and the crazy puns! (The dental plan is not too shabby, too)

I don’t trust your dental plan. 

You might say that it’s a rather…mental plan?

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!